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Strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?

Put a glass of milk in a pot. Add squished strawberries, they should be like a pasta. Mix well until you have a nice texture (it might take a few minutes, you can add milk if you need to). Put the strawberry milkshake in a fancy glass and done!

by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021

Strawberry milkshake

Term used for bustin' a nut in dat ho's face just after jock'n the bitch in the nose.

OH DAMN! That nigga just nutted on that hoes face jus' after bustin' 'er in da grill!!
~Strawberry Milkshake -dat shit was tight!

by DatNiggaTrav August 17, 2007

Strawberry milkshake

The act of making out with a girl all night long and then never calling her back.

i gave that girl the strawberry milkshake last night!

by Joe the red haired fox December 07, 2006

Strawberry Milkshake

You poke a hole with a sharp pin in the side of the man's penis and block the main urethral hole with tape. Then when you are about to cum, you cum in your partners mouth with the pin hole and out comes a mix of cum and blood.

Man, my dick still hurts after yesterday she had me perform the strawberry milkshake.

Dude that's hilarious.

by stoplookingkeepreading February 20, 2023

Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit

by ben February 26, 2005

strawberry milkshake

the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose

she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!

by mike e boy September 06, 2005

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he pulls out and ejaculates in her mouth, and she swallows the half blood half semen like substance.

Although your on your period, I'm going to cum in your mouth. Therefore, giving you a strawberry milkshake.

by Claytonicus Maximus July 04, 2013