A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb: To cause stress to an individual or group of people with the use of secret Triad tactics.
They got you stress in haha. Go to sleep bitch. I didn't mean to keep you up all night editing my definitions.
The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it.
I used to have stress all the time but now that I've read this I've been able to be stress free!
The one thing everyone has and no one want, stress is a complete asshole. It'll fuck you when you're up, and It'll fuck you when you're down. It is known to cause Suicide, murder, tumors, AIDS, and cancer. So Don't get stressed out, cause stress SUCKS! Usually caused by something unfortunate, like death, job loss, woman loss, school, etc.
Guy: Dude, I'm really stressed
Friend: Why?
Guy: I lost my job, and I failed all my classes
Friend: Well man, don't kill yourself, you'll be alright
An unpleasant by-product of life in modern society.
Though seemingly easier, life in today's society causes more stress than ever before.
Bob finds the endless repetition of his 9 to 5 life stressful.
Bob was quite stressed after his wife divorced him and won 80% of their combined assets in court.
"Bob had a nervous breakdown after he lost all his money in Enron shares. He should stress less."
1) To be overwhelmed with responsiblity.
2) To contain an enormous amount of pressure.
3) To emphasize meaning.
4) What women cause.
1. "Aw fuzjit, i have so much damn homework to do!"
2. "The pillars cant handle much more stress sir!"
3. "I cant stress the importance of this enough!"
4. "Ahhhh!"