A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting your own thumb into your rectum while masturbating to promote a speedy climax
I was cracking one off when I heard a knock on the door so I gave myself the stubby to get it over with quickly
short-shorts that were popular in new zealand. were made famous by the NZ L&P ads. have a tiny pocket for keys at the front!
"Oh man this is the life! Just maxin' at the BBQ in my stubbies!"
a short, fat, neckless beer bottle(355ml). was the standard until the seventies in Canada, when the american tallboys replaced them. currently in a renaissance with some Brick beers, Red Cap and the Jamican beer Red Stripe. (The Frech beer Boris may come in a neckless bottle, but they are too small to be true stubbies)
"If we're going on a roadtrip we should get a pack of stubbies, they take up less room" American kid "What the fuck is wrong with you're beer bottle." Canadian kid "Its a stubby, you Yankee twat"