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Stuffing The Turkey

Female Masturbation
See Stuffing The Chicken

Miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. She can't get any so she stuffs the Turkey.

by John Ronane January 30, 2004

Stuffing The Turkey

When all three of a girl's primary orifices are filled with the genitalia of three other men and/or animals. This is most commonly found when a female is having a foursome with three other individuals (male) with questionable sexuality.

Male 1: "Man that was a fun night last night guys"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"

Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"

Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"

by SuperJew3000 December 05, 2011

Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.

Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

by evilwoody June 09, 2009

Stuffing the turkey

When you put your penis and testicles in your significant others anus.

Get ready because I’m gonna start stuffing the turkey baby.

by Richbitchjr October 06, 2018

Stuffing the Turkey

When you rapidly finger your girls pussy

Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night

by _74 December 01, 2016

Stuffing the Turkey

Stuffing the Turkey is an act in which someone scoops mashed potatoes in their hand and inserts the hand in a vagina. It could also be inserted into anus and thats stuffing the Turkey with Gravy.

Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool

by Mason De Luca December 06, 2018

Stuffing the Turkey

Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.

I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.

by Brian Knapp May 26, 2006