A fork of Rural Dictionary
to be spaced out and unfocused. Not paying attention to the task at hand.
Joe was on his phone, surfin while we were trying to win the game. Hey man, quit surfin and get your ass over here and help!
Surfin - A term used by men who swim out on surf boards and to sit at the back of the waves in order to fit large objects in each others rectums such as their fists.
"Oh Hi Mark, let's go Surfin tomorrow morning. Let's see if you can get double fists this time. Cowabunga dude!"
To spend inordinate amounts of time at the beach, waiting for waves that may or may not appear, while smoking substances that may or may not be illegal.
He was always late for school because he had to surfinate with his mates as a must-do early morning ritual.
having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.
After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.