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Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.
COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"