A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts
Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him? Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines
Sweet'n Low (stylized as Sweet'N Low) is a brand of artificial sweetener made primarily from granulated saccharin. It also contains dextrose and cream of tartar, and is distributed primarily in packets. Also, the self prescribed nickname for Kevin
Hi, my name is Kevin. You can call me Sweet'N Low!