Country Dictionary

Tern is short for intern. Referring to an intern as tern allows you to both get the intern's attention without wasting more than one syllable on them.

"Hey, tern, get me coffee... and stop drooling."

A post-indie genre of music. Characterized by authentic 2k9-2k10 post-blog-house bands.

indie bro: Hey bro vampy weekend amirite?
ternative bro: Not into mindie that much bro.. i like really chill stuff.. if u want to come listen to some ternative vinyl sometime its cool

ASAP in the language of a female

Emma just texted me saying;

“Thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative”
Meaning she wants anal ASAP

a simple word for "western movie"

I used to like terns, about cowboys particularly

A small nocturnal creature that lives in the woods.

The ternative is a native of Britain's woods, although incredibly scarce and rarely seen.

The act of getting your NexusTK character leeched 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and sharing inside your college dorm.

Tern leeches like a madman.

"When you eat too many tacos and don't chit chat with people who don't like you, then write "mean" things online, and get kicked out of a group you weren't a member of."

Oh boy, Alain is going to get terned for his review for Verotika.