A fork of Rural Dictionary
A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.
That cactus shanked me
A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.
Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.
The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.
I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.