A fork of Rural Dictionary
he can be bad at times , but when he wants to be he can be nice sweet and caring , he writes u long paragraphs saying how much he loves u he’s hot , and funny , when u get to know a ralph don’t mess it up or his friends wi’ll cum 4 u , but if u date him it will be epic ❤️
ralphs are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have sex! alot!! dont cheat and will always be faitful.
"Who's that cutie?!"
"That's Ralph!"
Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!