A fork of Rural Dictionary
Internet meme taken from the movie 300
Guy 1:"This meme sucks" Guy 2:"meme? THIS IS SPARTA!"
the single greatest battle cry in existance. Every time it is heard it brings an un-conditional tear to one's eye. It was spoken by leonidas prior to kicking a messanger in the chest in order to send him sprawling into a well.
1-"This is madness..." 2-"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" 2-*proceed to kick into huge and conveniently placed well*
The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.
Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd! Nerd- Please, no! You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd) Nerd starts crying You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!! the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
–interjection A term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). Strikes fear and horror into others. Especially effective against Persian armies. -noun An ancient city in S Greece: the capital of Laconia and the chief city of the Peloponnesus, at one time the dominant city of Greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. Also called Lacedaemon. -verb To ravishly fulfill one's carnal desires.
Opportune times to yell "Sparta!": -while defending Sparta -while defending Greece -while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit -while leading the Spartan army into battle -while in the Phalanx formation -before chugging a beer -after chugging a beer -at random people walking down the street -before taking a final exam -in a crowded elevator -during an orgasm... nice -in the middle of a heist -while battling a monkey -while brushing your teeth -while waiting in line at a dining hall -with a mouth full of cereal and milk -the minute quiet hours start -in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep -when you see someone get shanked -while receiving a bj -while giving a bj? -in the shower -in a public bathroom -when the teacher calls on you -when the teacher doesn't call on you -when receiving the nobel peace prize -when answering the phone -after motorboating a bitch -while motorboating a bitch? -during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits) -while out to dinner with girlfriends parents -Prior to introductions with someone new (ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm Paul) -While getting on a ski lift -After winning an eating/drinking contest
The greatest cry ever shouted in the history of the universe, only to be shouted directly before delivering a kick to the sternum over a large, seemingly endless pit that has no logical reason for being there but looks really, really, awesome.
This is blasphemy! THIS IS MADNESS!!! Madness huh? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!
A highly explosive grade of whoopass. Known to take foes utterly by surprise. So overpowering in its pwnage that it must be screamed every time it is said, preferably while kicking someone into a well, over a cliff or over any kind of precipice.
"Madness? This...IS SPARTA!!" "Fool, I have come here to bring the SPARTA!! You don't want none of this!" "SPARTA!!" *any words said after this point are drowned out by the mighty din of an ownage of epic proportions*