Country Dictionary

Somerset slang.
The opposite of a millward.
A true hero.

"Wow, 18 pints of rough cider! He's some sort of Townsend!"

Is a very good looking guy he acts like he's not good enough.He is very kind , sometimes shy and very loving and caring.He loves Tacos and all food. He's very smart guy.He is a good athlete with a lot of friends . He enjoys hanging out with them especially his Mexican friends. If you have a Townsend in your life you are very lucky

Townsend is very nice

A Townsend is a man of the people. Known to be an expert botanist, a world renowned gardener, a history buff, and an Olympic level walker. Townsends can be seen in the wild on long walks, usually staring up at the trees in deep thought. Townsend’s are know to feed only standing in an upright position in the kitchen and avoid sitting down to dine at all costs. Their only known weakness is eating in a car or someone putting a sticker on them.

“Look quick! Check out that Townsend over there peeing in the back yard even though there is a perfectly good bathroom inside!”

A person, typically someone older, that loves a sports team that hasn’t been relevant for years but still thinks they are the best team of all time.

God there goes Townsend again with the redwings. He keeps talking about how good they WERE. Ugh. Let’s leave.

To vomit very early in an evening out

"She went out for anall night sesiion but Townsended on his shoes at just 8 o'clock."

In Guelph the Townsend's and the Trento's are good friends they bail each other out of jail and share same cell sometimes Townsend's steal cars and usually do alott of drugs and are very smart they have the ability to escape from jail.

Hey Townsend how do you escape from jail?

v. to leave a hangout spot at approximately 11:00 pm to "study"...also to leave friends when the mood becomes uncomfortable, sexual, or tense.

n. any male not interested in the female sex

v. to have a large obsession with Chuck Norris and Tom Selleck

Dude, way to townsend out on us last night during the movie...

Dude, he doesnt think she is hott, he must be a townsend!