A fork of Rural Dictionary
The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.
Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.
Im late for work and im stuck in traffuck.
When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.
"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."
To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.
Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.
noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice
"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."
Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.
–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.
when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.