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taco shits

The explosive shits you get right after eating mexican food I.E. Taco Bell. As mentioned in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" a New Line 2004 film.

Oh that mexican food gave me the worse case of the taco shits. I must use the shitter or we are going to have a problem here. Clean up on Asile 3 if you know what I mean.

by The Man With the Plan February 08, 2005

Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.

BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch. JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits? BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!

by BradelyG June 02, 2009

taco shits

to take an explosive shit all over your bathroom walls courtesy of taco bell.

keli had a wicked case of the taco shits!

by Luis Perez October 12, 2004

Taco Shit

(n.) The delicious contents of a taco that fall out of it when you take a bite. Is usually eaten afterwards with a fork (or by hand, either way)

I thought I was completely original creating "Taco shit" until I saw it already on UD. Ah well Mike: "Yo man you gonna eat that taco shit?" Doug: "YES! It's the only SHIT I would eat!"

by ScreaminIdiot October 14, 2008

taco shit

when you are eating a delicious taco, particularly from da bell, and that taco shits out mad meat.

Loaf: Yo this the best taco ever!! :: Taco SHits:: Joll: hahaha Pig: yo your taco shit, speaking of which, i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

by got dat vd September 12, 2007

Del Taco Shits

Del Taco Shits are a rectal explosion that happens after eating at Del Taco.

Diz: Whats that awfsome smell wafting into the living room? CoRiz: Sorry I have the Del Taco Shits... Diz: Del Taco is at it again...

by dustmo March 02, 2011

Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.

Zero Gravity Taco Shits is the best band in the world!!!!! WHOO!

by Salame March 20, 2007