A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole
His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days
To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat