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Take a nap

Phrase used by yubo members to express to the live they are going to “jack off/masturbate”, since moderators won’t allow any of those words.

Where did Emma go? She went to “take a nap

by Xoxoapplejuicexoxo August 28, 2019

Take a nap

A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).

"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green." "This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go." "You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done." "Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."

by kevnar August 13, 2009

take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap." "Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

by sijfidjgalkjlk June 08, 2009

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation. From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 14, 2004

take a nap

To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse. Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.

"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!" "I'm about to take a nap" "I'd like to take a nap"

by DreamGyrl360 September 12, 2007

bitch take a nap

meaning take a nap or i hate you go away

"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler "okay!"-kiersten

by Uncle Julio December 28, 2010

Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

by Vinderex December 25, 2019