A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase used by yubo members to express to the live they are going to “jack off/masturbate”, since moderators won’t allow any of those words.
Where did Emma go? She went to “take a nap”
A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).
"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green." "This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go." "You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done." "Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."
A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.
"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap." "Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."
Euphemism for masturbation. From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.
To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse. Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.
"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!" "I'm about to take a nap" "I'd like to take a nap"
meaning take a nap or i hate you go away
"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler "okay!"-kiersten
To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.
Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.