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Tallahassee Double Dip

getting a ridiculous boner from the combination of smoking meth and being bit by a black widow spider… Dying slowly but never been harder…

When Steve got bit by a spider we knew it was only a matter of time before the Tallahassee double dip began to take effect… During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”

by Jimmy BagODonuts January 24, 2024