A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.
I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk
Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.
Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.
To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.
How to Tap the Keg and Master a Perfect Pour.
Let's tap the keg tonight and party.
to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.
that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg