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tard cake

retarded pie; refer to the definition of "lidge" :)

dood! ur such a lidgetastic tard cake!

Tard Cake

A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.

What a Tard Cake!!
What a Full on Ree
100% Tard

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.