A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.
"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"
An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.
-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”