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A very good '80s Cartoon show (based on comics) that came back into popularity lately with newer wave of teenagers/Hot Topic Kids saying it was "Teh Sex". If you are younger than 18 as of 2006 more than likly you did not grow up with them and should shove it.
I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my brother all the time growing up. Along with Dark Wing Duck, Tail Spin, X-men, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. 2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s 3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"
green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life. turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER! *SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. The charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat... Master splinter. Their sworn enemy was The Shredder, or "Shreadhead"/"metalmouth".
I used to watch this before school every day 14 years ago.
a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.
1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael. 2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was. 3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power. They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!) Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!) Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!) Michelangelo is a party too (party!) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles! It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other! Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you? And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity! Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS! Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun! and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it? Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!