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Tenacious D

1. The Greatest Band on Earth. Period. 2. a highly misunderstood force in the Rock genre that has influenced up and coming musicians worldwide. 3. Rock duo consisting of Jack Black (vocals, rhythm guitar), and Kyle Gass (lead guitar, backup vocals), occasionally hosting guests such as J.R. Reed, Sasquatch, and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

how can you say D fans dont like Zeppelin? They did an unplugged version of Tribute with a STAIRWAY solo for shit's sake!

by Jables June 15, 2004

Tenacious D

The best fucking band...but why you ask? 1. Their name is great. 2. They don't care what people think of them. 3. They got a friend named Lee 4. They don't play for money. 5. THEY ARE THE TWO KINGS!

JB: "Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three, KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D!"

by BiggyJee December 30, 2004

Tenacious D

The Two Kings.

"...not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead. Alright we'll do it! We'll lead as Two Kings!"

by Diamonion January 29, 2004

tenacious d

1. The two headed baby of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet 2. The greatest band on earth, consisting of Jack Black, Rage Kage, occasionally Dave Grohl, Lee, Sassafrass (the Sasquatch), and Spiderman 3. One of the few things preventing the ultimate death of rock at the hands of shitty music by rocking socks 24/7 365.

All the ladies in the house say yeah, come on you mothafuckas say a prayer, when you fight, you gotsa fight fair, you mothafucka, you mothafucka!, You know what time it is... TENACIOUS D TIME YOU MUTHAFUCKA GO!

by Explosivo September 11, 2004

Tenacious D

They wrote "City Hall" and "Tribute"--'nuff said.

Tenacious D is awesome.

by Young Nastyman November 16, 2003

Tenacious D

Arguably the greatest band ever. Creaters of such classics as: Kielbasa, Tribute, Wonderboy, Friendship, and City Hall (just to name a few)

Their self-titled CD is great

by Golod April 29, 2005

Tenacious D

The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe

Double Team Damn!! a hard days rockin' better slip off my shoes let me get a little stretch and a bend dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby slip out this book Butress of Windsor HO HO HO who's this how's it goin' that's the first thing I say to you how's it goin, are you flowin' listen honey thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you showin' growin' man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze and squeeeeeeeze take off your blouse and your underpants then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch with the oils and purfume and insents Now you're groovin' put on a coll 70's groove a funky groove to fuck to a funky groove to fuck toooo me me and KG its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for your snatch thats what Im offerin' you you step into our room sniff and then you smell the purfume you lay upon our roundish bed and then you feel a tickling on your head its KG with the feather and the french tickler look aout baby he got the tools and then you fell somethin down by your toes its me its JB Im sucking on your toes we dont mind suckin' on toes good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes havin' sex with me and KG now you talkin' doubleteam SUPREME

by GdQaUnAeG February 26, 2005