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The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality 2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a. a slight buzz 3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth 4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality and all of the worlds fucked up problems 5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the moment, eat it, express it. live it. 6th stage- you have completely entered a world like none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this world is your happy place 7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are content with your high and there is no need for more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you? G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man... G1: great idea man....let's do this 15 min later.... G1: dude...guess what... G2: what?...man.... G1: i'm at a 7..... G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010