A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ap·pa·la·chian (noun) \ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\ a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.
As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.