A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole
"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."
1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter. 2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.
"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton" "I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"
A cheap vodka often used in well drinks or used to get poor underaged undergrads drunk.
We were so broke that the three of us pooled together $11 to get a 1.75 handle of Bartons
1. When someone makes a grand error. 2. A very embarassing moment. 3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom. 2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk. 3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.