Country Dictionary

fast and furious jamband from New Haven, CT known for playing extremely loud shows in tiny venues w/ as many notes crammed into each song as humanly possible.

The Breakfast kicked my ass last night, I never sweated so much in my life.

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon. We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

A mythological event before the dawn of time.

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

ass

I eat ass for breakfast

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone." "Oh, for breakfast?" "Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.

You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.