A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits: - Not particularly rich. - Below average looks. - Above average weight. - Receding hairline. - Vertically challenged. - Low self esteem. A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".
A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....
Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me? Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...
Noun or verb When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod. We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod. I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.