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When a man puts the index finger of one hand inside a womans vagiuna, and the index finger of the other hand in to her arse hole and trys to get the two to touch

i gave grace the ET last night, she was loving it and squirted all over the place

Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.

I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.

Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS

Estimated Time Ending

Yo what's the ETE of your game?

ETE: 2 Minutes.

A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.

My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.

A handsome black guy with a huge cock.

ETE almost broke my back last night

end tour service -end of your active military service

I ets in 4 days.