A fork of Rural Dictionary
The single best way to describe the events of the year 2020 First coined by Bill Maher on his tv show Real Time With Bill Maher
Kid in the year 2050 “So what exactly was the year 2020 like?” Guy who survived 2020 “oh man, we refer to that period as The Fuckening.” Aka the single worst year in the history of mankind” Kid in the year 2020 “Damn that truly was The Fuckening”
The reckoning of all of the fuckery in one's life in order to forward. Psychologists also refer to this as "integration" - the positive experience of psychological maturity.
Holy shit, it's the fuckening. I hated XXXX and was incapable of XXXX because it is directly related to this singular event and the negative way that event made me feel. By removing the negative associations to that event, I can now experience XXXX in a new and positive way.
When your cat(s) start tearing the house apart at 3 AM running around like they're possessed
When you hear the sound of your cat full speed sprinting and objects breaking late at night, you know the fuckening has commenced.
When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down
Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens
Oh here is it the fuckening
When you're day is going very well but there has to be that BUT.
Ah yes it's the fuckening again..
The fuckening is when you are in a good ass mood and then suddenly a person completely ruins your mood and makes you suicidial
Ie. I woke up in a happy mood and showed up to see sproull sitting at his desk already bitching “ahh here comes the fuckening”