A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet.
I ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought I had to fart, but when the shit dripped down my short pants, I surely knew I had fumbled.
Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.
"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense " " Well you did cheated on her " " Yea but i still love her "