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The Gobbler

When going down on a woman, right before she climaxes you start making turkey gobble noises with your tongue while continuing to make her climax.

I was with Molly last night and right before she climaxed I used The Gobbler. Man, she loved it.

by Foster0326 July 15, 2015

The Gobbler

The act of cumming on a girl's chest, dipping your balls in it, and letting her suck it off.

Guy 1: Pat gave Susie The Gobbler! Guy 2: SWEET!

by Seacow July 14, 2006

The Gobbler

when a chick slobin on your knob, right before you cum, tickler her and simultaneously shove your dick to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey..

"mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.. *cough cough*... Greg!?!? what the fuck was that?!?" "That was the Gobbler bitch!"

by Blue Brother Pledge Master April 07, 2010

The Gobbler

Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state. Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs. Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk. Step 4: Lean over at the waist. Step 5: Call your victim. Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"

I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT! Sincerely, The Gobbler

by mrvao March 10, 2008

The Gobbler

When you stick your penis between the double chin of a very fat girl.

a guy says hey you want the gobbler to a fatty and that fatty squishes her chins together and he puts his penis in.

by Dennis. help from jon & duncan January 16, 2009

The Gobbler

When titty fucking and/or receiving a blowjob from a girl you shoot your load on they're chin. The semen now dangling from her chin resembles the flap of skin hanging from a turkeys neck. Then you make a turkey sound (GOBBLE GOBBLE)

At my girlfriends family thanksgiving dinner we snuck in the back and i gave her the gobbler.

by Olly North May 22, 2014