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In the Harry Potter fanfiction world, the Ron/Hermione ship. usu. against Harmony. One of the best Harry Potter ships.
R/Hr shipper: Boo Harmony! SUPPORT THE GOOD SHIP!!!
Perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.
Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.
It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:
Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.
The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'
dirty sailor song, bawdy sea shanty.
Aboard the good ship venus...
Ther girliest ship in the naval fleet although the Shirley Temple songs refers to a candy store.
Oh aboard The Good Ship Lollipop.
A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.
Singer man: dead people!
Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-
Singer man: CLUEDO IRL
* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *