Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The Google

George W. Bush's term for a popular internet search engine. It can be used to pull up maps and search for subjects of interest.

"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."

by evkl1 November 01, 2006

The Google

The Google, more commony known as the internet, is a series of tubes.

"I'll google it." "Google will tell me." "Google solves everything." "What is The Google?"

by opposingAspirer July 25, 2009

googling google

This literaly refers to the act of going to GOOGLE.com and searching g-o-o-g-l-e. However, this is actually a very dangerous act. Googling google is like playing Russian Roulete, crossing the streams (Ghostbusters), or a hole in the space-tme continuoum (Back To The Future). What ever you do, do not google 'google' if you wish to stay safe. It is BAD

Please, let me drive you home... you have had too much to drink... you don't want to be googling google on a night like this.

by Twartacus June 12, 2006

Google Google

verb; the act of searching google in google because you forgot what browser you were on; when a stupid person types in and searches google in google over fifty times

in school i saw someone google google yesterday

by kirito96 March 24, 2019

googling Google

It is what one must not do.

Don't Google Google. Googling Google is wrong, says Google.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

the googles

A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.

Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles. Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router. Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?

by etriad April 19, 2012

Google+

A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.

Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day? Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain. Guy1: oh that sucks! Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it! Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!

by Edgarthe25th November 19, 2013