A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely serious medical condition, in which the sufferer is compelled to Jack Off. This is a very dangerous condition that may lead to death, possibly by drowning in Jizz. The affects of this condition can last for up to 2 weeks. Scientists are working of a cure, but as of yet there is no cure or treatment.
Person 1: Hey do you know why will was ill? Person 2: Yeah, he had The Horn. Person 1: Oh shit! is he gunna be ok? Person 2: They're not sure. He has been in hospital for the last 4 days, they just can't seem to get him stop it. There's not much hope. Person 1: Poor guy.
The feeling you get before you decide to beat off. Usually with following up to the beating of the dick unless there are people around in which case the horn increases until you can't take it anymore.
Bob-" Hey man what's with you? Your face looks all weird." Lil JJ-" Yo I'm in the horn right now son. I think i need to use yo computer for about 15-20 min."
Slang for smelling salts. Originates from "Atomic Rhino Red Line" smelling salts branding.
"Man, I really wish there was something that gets me going instantly." "Sounds like you could use The Horn..."
The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.
That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.
On the phone; talking on the phone
A: She gave me her phone number two days ago B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you