A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mostly known as "La Selva" or "The Jungle"; A lower-class neighborhood of the semi-upper-middle class suburban town, Melrose Park Located in Illinois. Popular for its gang activity as a violent place to live. Any person with a Hispanic background will enter into this neighborhood, where their family members might or might not reside. Any other person from a different background may joke about The J, calling it "the ghetto."
"Did you hear that some leva got her ass jumped in the J the other day?" "Mi Tia's having rancheras in La Selva tomorrow"
The J is a mystical being of great power, one you should not mess with. Hes a god, and he has many followers, i am one of those. Here are some examples of how you could use The J in a sentence.
The J is such a glorious leader, hes ten times better than Donald J Trump. The J has such a nice pair of balls. I wish The J was my father.
a hand rolled smoking stick containing illegal substances but rolled by J to make it a J J
This is when oral sex of the Fellatio nature is preform and the giver of this sexual act is lacking a substation percentage of his or her teeth and or their teeth are of inadequate size and therefore do not fill an adequate percentage of their mouth; therefore giving the sensation of a completely smooth blow job. A j-j can also include twins stricken with the affliction above taking turns on receiver of this unique fellatio
Brad - "I totally got a J-J from that girl with no teeth"
He who is but the beginning, the pioneer, the father of sorts to all the mayhem and destruction and pleasure that comes with the name “j” j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy. father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS you cannot delay the j
j is the first out of the 26, everything else is inferior yet due to his supposed humility, j chose to appear as the 10th which is poetic since he is a 10 (yet infinite) j is the way You cannot delay the j Shelly left Robby because only j is bae j is perfection disguised as anything that j chooses to manifest itself as j