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The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021

Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed

The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 25, 2021