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The Machine

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia

No one talks to the machine like that fuck that bitch this is Russia

by Duff's Beer October 02, 2018

The Machine

Anything that alters your decisions other than your own mind for example... the government school style race internet (to a certain degree) genre music (but thats still cool)

1. Rage against the machine has no genre because they are ragin against the machine

by Eazy728 August 13, 2008

The Machine

Nickname for current Laker backup guard Sasha Vujacic given by legendary Laker commentator Stu Lantz.

"The Machine launches a 3 from the corner and...it's GOOD!!!"

by calTR0N July 11, 2008

The Machine

mascot of pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, Brian Wilson. First seen during a Skype session with Chris Rose where the machine, a man dressed like the gimp, walked in the background. It has since become an inside joke with Brian and all his fans and as he said at the world series parade, "Wheres the Machine?"

The Machine is a man of few words.

by AlexHodge November 10, 2010

The Machine

Some one with more power then you, more money, or just better then you.

Fight the machine!! Break away from the machine

by [email protected] December 26, 2004

The Machine

Formed Nyack, New York in 1987 The Machine, began recreating the extensive psychedelic jams of Pink Floyd" The Machine is made up of four very talented musicians, Joe Pascarell – guitar and lead vocals; Neil Alexander – keyboard and backing vocals; Ryan Ball – bass and backing vocals; Todd Cohen – drums.

Jes: What did you do tonight? Tova: I went with some friends to see The Machine Jes: Oh yeah? How was it? Tova: Amazing.

by Brown Eyed Girl May 08, 2006

The Machine

An general all-round good egg who is often found pumping iron in sheds. People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.

Jimmy: I wonder why that lad goes into the shed every lunch time? Bob: Because he's The Machine! Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.

by CarbonMan October 02, 2008