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The Massey

Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.

Person 1: I did The Massey this morning.

Person2: Dont speak to me again, ever!

by Jimmy Appleyard December 06, 2012

massey

Known as The Cool Kid

After pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey.

by god2914 August 31, 2007

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 06, 2004

massey

1.Heavy layer of the dong.

Stephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone.

by James Rich August 28, 2006

massey

a current ( depending on how good your timing is) last name to label a body who's been through a life composed of nothing but second-chances.

is there a such thing as a last chance?
let's find out---
tbc, or.. maybe not.

the massey in Your life.

by the anonymous identity of September 02, 2008

Massey

A subrub in New Zealand, West Auckland, Massey famous for the high school Massey high.Frequently used word around Auckland as a gang.

"Mass-C And Wot"
"Massey"

by Massey high May 18, 2005

Massey

the act of a girl sticking her pinky finger or thumb up a guys ass while giving him a blow job in order to "heighten the pleasure"

Guy1- " Man, Misty broke up with me!"
Guy2- "Why??"
Guy1- "i asked her to Massey me"
Guy2- "epic fail, dude"

by <3aLLi<3 April 11, 2011