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Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.
Person 1: I did The Massey this morning.
Person2: Dont speak to me again, ever!
the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
a current ( depending on how good your timing is) last name to label a body who's been through a life composed of nothing but second-chances.
is there a such thing as a last chance?
let's find out---
tbc, or.. maybe not.
A subrub in New Zealand, West Auckland, Massey famous for the high school Massey high.Frequently used word around Auckland as a gang.
"Mass-C And Wot"
"Massey"