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The Oak

this piece of shit likes to play forkmeat while he fucks his dog and drinks cool aid, you should never trust an oak for they will implement their absolute gay upon anyone who opposes their fortnite "Pride"..... PRIDE, that's right this mother fucker likes big cocks in his mouth and cant stand the alien dancing man. If you see this gay please shoot on sight. also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.

fuck i have The Oak in sight ....... SOUP TIME!!

by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD July 26, 2018

and that's on the oaks

Something based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!"

by OAKTRICK CASEY August 06, 2020

Oaked

Oaked(n) is the act of losing in any particular competitive sport / doing bad at something.

"Ted's football team got oaked" "Lewis is getting oaked" "Anthony is gonna get oaked on fortnite tonight"

by Repixelated August 04, 2019

THE OAK

An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.

The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies.

by cptnate04 September 15, 2010

Oak

Person, male or female. Common South African slang.

Person 1: What's that oak doing? Person 2: Stupid idiot, the oak's just caught himself on fire.

by Miss Mac January 19, 2009

Oaked

Oaked(n) The act of losing in a game or a competitive event. E.g "Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!"

"Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!" Or similarly - "you're getting oaked mate"

by Repixelated August 04, 2019

Oak

A boy you can trust, never leaves your side and always has your back! He will make you feel so special, comfort you, open to you and make you laugh! He can make you laugh instead of cry smile instead of frown and have faith when there seems like none! He’s somone you’ll never forget and if your lucky enough to have him hold on to him. He’s also a sexy beast!!

Person one: “ define a perfect man.” Person two: “ An oak.”

by Classy Z April 21, 2018