A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.
Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign. Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.
The state of being blazed and plastered. One who is pastured is very likely to wake up somewhere in the pasture and have no memory of the night before.
Did you see Nick last night? He was so Pastured, 3 people had to help carry him out of the movie theater.
A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.
I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.
a better place to be
"Would you say they find me unstable Cause they see me act a little bit different But I know my way to greener pastures and Think about it, won't you think it over Please..."
a better or more exciting job or place
A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home