A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.
I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me! Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!
A guy that messes with other guys girlfriends. He believes that if a girl chooses, then it is her fault and he is not in the wrong.
Guy 1: yeah man that nigga be talkin to my girl. Guy 2: you better watch out he a postman.
the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out
i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.
Drug dealer who is posted up on the corner, selling drugs.
"I'm Mr. Postman" - Juelz Santana "Posted on the corner like a Lightpole." - Young Jeezy
A male who has has sexual intercourse with a lot of females. Also known as a male slut.
"Man, did you see Jay with those girls last night? He's a straight postman"
When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!
Tom loves it when the postman calls.
A typical nickname given out in basketball to the larger players whose roles are typically centered around "post" play. Also serves a nice double meaning, since the postman always delivers.
John Smith had a hell of an inside game. They don't call him the Postman for nothing.