A fork of Rural Dictionary
a place where kids in the Cochella Valley hang out because there is practically nothing to do here. usually now overcrowed with little kids who look like little whores, hxc kids, or emos.
on a friday night. girl one: "hmm so going to the river tonight?" girl two: "yeah i guess what else is there to do?"
The fifth and last card turned in No Limit Texas Hold'em, Usually followed with the words "Fuck" or "Mise"
I had the four card flush and i hit the 5th club on the river and i was like "MISE!" until i saw he had the full house so i quicky followed with "Fuck!"
Place where bros like to hang out and talk about going to, in actuality usually a lake.
Bro 1: The river was fucking awesome, bro Non-Bro: It's a lake Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro Non-bro: It's a LAKE Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!
a place in the desert aka the coachella valley that have nothing else to do so they go there and make drama. it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you'll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters. everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.
(myspace bulletin) Subject: River? Body:Whose going to the river ? i'm really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there's nothing else to do.
Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!
Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!
River is an incredible human!!! The best lil sibling u will ever have!! They have a great taste in movies and music and are such a vibe to hang out with!!! If u ever meet a River never let them go because they will stick with u for life!
River’s hair looks amazing in those braids
Love of my life is named river they make me really happy and I love them with all my heart I want them to marry me one day she deserves everything they have helped me through a lot I'm so happy I have someone like them 🥺🌸💗💞💕
River is so pretty