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The Shaw

A mythical internet beast holding magical powers in the ways of internet marketing and traffic generation. In internet folklore, The Shaw is known for making miraculous feats in web marketing. One fable in particular describes The Shaw generating a 1,236% yr/yr increase in traffic for a website. A complete collection of The Shaw's fables does not exist, but most are well known among the web marketing community.

0ur website traffic increased by 1000%! It must be The Shaw.

by fantastic_brad May 20, 2009

The Shaw

The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw." "What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."

by mickey July 23, 2004

SHAW

Hornet's catchphrase. (Hornet from the indie game hollow knight)

Please stop saying SHAW, silksong isn't gonna release any sooner.

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 22, 2021

The 'Shaw'

A popular stretch of Crenshaw blvd; south of the 10/Sta. Monica Frwy; through the Afro-American 'West-side' hood, down past Imperial Hwy. into the Palos Verdes peninsula. Much high rim flossing and lowriding in the recently popular 'scrapers' is enjoyed on this stretch during weekends. Some have nicknamed it "The Black folks Sunset Strip".

"We bouta bend some corners and mob on down The 'Shaw'.

by True4u October 20, 2006

Shaw

Name for a guy. One of the best friends you will ever have. Always there for you. super cute and funny. Always makes you smile. Great boyfriend. Caring smart athletic and just all around amazing person.

Oh yeah that's Shaw. He's basically amazing

by ohemgelawdy February 07, 2011

Shaw

A man who’s a complete sarcastic king. Originating from the character of the same name from Need For Speed Heat.

Is this your car? Yes sir- YES OFFICER! Quite a Shaw you are.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

Shaws

Noun: A grocery store that if you should ever become employed there will have you begging for death within a week. 2. The place where some douchebag who didn't graduate high school thinks he's cool because he is fifty and just got promoted to night manager and now you are right in the middle of his power trip. 3.Mcjob

1. I just kicked my manager in the balls at Shaws, I couldn't take that fucktard any more.

by hondamx784 July 06, 2009