A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident
melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”
The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)