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A Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

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A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

The shaved testicles of a man.

Hello! Did you shave your balls?
Who doesn't love a couple of smooth criminals?