Country Dictionary

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.

Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."

When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.

I reared back an "spatulad" dat hoe.

the thing you use when your mom won't buy you a d*ldo

my spatula is really hitting the spot right now

n. A woman who turns straight men gay

"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"

A gay man or woman who turns a straight person gay.

Person 1: Did you see the way he was hooking up with that straight guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got mad game.
Person 1: Definitely a spatula

Ex: Preston from the Real World - total spatula

1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.

2. a synonym for a large amount

1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.