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a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.
Cody,Alex,Billy,and I did quite a number on those girls with the third floor.
to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored." *heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!" *as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.
Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood." Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!" Person 2 is third-floored
A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.
What happened to that report you did last week? I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.
Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds
Q: How much do you suppose tank weighs? A: He's on the Third Floor
the most epic place ever. where cool people hang out. @ dartmouth college.
why is that girl always studying on third floor berry? she clearly wants facetime.
When someone stays on Third Floor it means they were in a psychiatric unit at a hospital for mental health reasons
“I stayed on third floor for a month until i finally felt better.”