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n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.

You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.

Top Top is a reference to giving a blowjob.

She Gon Give Me Top Top.

top of the morning, good morning

Tom: “Good morning, Jeffrey.” Jeffrey: “ Top of the top, Tom.”

Top top is a stupid phrase used by the worst player ever to win the Main Event of the World Series of Poker. It means to have top pair and top kicker.

"I'm sorry but I have top top"-Jamie Gold, en route to luckboxing his way to first place

Poker term. Used when you have top pair and top kicker.

If you are holding Ace King in your hand in Hold em and hit the King on the board. You have Top Top.

As in "The Best". Famous line from a Seinfeld episode where Mel Torme tells Kramer that he thinks his life is "The Tops".

Well, guys, I think that's the tops!

A phrase used by lesbian or gay referring to who is dominant, who is 'a top'. a top = on top, the pleasure giver.

"I told him/her that i wanted to please him/her to their every sexual desire, they replied" I do it the opposite way, im a top."