A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore
Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time
Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.
When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.
"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre
See: Cumsplotion, you must.
Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.
A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.
Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck! Sofie: *giggles* Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*
A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.
John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.
A person who sits on a baby's dick.
My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.