Country Dictionary

A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.

Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

A protagonist in old western movies. His signature move was shooting bullets from his banjo

Banjo: “There’s only gonna be two shots: me shooting you, and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.”

Axillary intercourse, or to fuck someone's armpit. Big in Europe. Preferably sweaty.

Andy soon discovered that banjoing Gina would be nigh impossible in the back of his BMW.

A musical instrument that was invented by the blacks but later taken over by the whites.
It is the all-american musical instrument.

aka. "the five" or "the 5-string"

I love me some good banjo playin'.

The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.

Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!

an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad bitches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).

i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.